Flightless bird

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins 
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys 
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair 
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill looming 

Now I'm a fat house cat 
Nursing my sore blunt tongue 
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks 
Pissing on magazine photos 
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold 
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill stuck going down 

Dawn of Wars

thanks to Leslie the asshole for introducing Dawn of Wars to me. Now he keeps on calling me to play the game and even installed Hamachi in my laptop for me. Everytime we play he'll surely crushes me in to pieces of his wish... i can even imagine the smirk on his face when he does that.That wicked guy , when he is done crushig me he will start to belittle me by saying you need more practice.. and this and that .... LESLEY i'll crush you one day

The Art of getting Fat

have you ever seen a talking stomach?

damn i think i am getting one..and i've been talking to it alot ... if you ever thought of seeing one talking just ask me ..i shall share with you guys on how did i get one...

the recipe of getting one is

• sleep very late (around 3 or 4 am)
• eat maggi mee goreng tambah telur mata lembu alot
• dring teh 'o' ice limau
• and the most important one is to sleep right away when you finish eating your maggi mee goreng and drinking you teh 'o' limau ice

btw i think i'll be visiting the gym every wednesday (10am to 12pm) so if you tarcians wanna have a peek at the talking stomach in action, just visit me ...

KENAPA

my thighs hurts , my calfs are sore  and my feets has blisters ......is it worth?..... that is what i asked myself... of course the satisfaction is there but... does it really really really worth the effort?.... putting my everything on the line which means alot to me ......running the whole night , shouting thru the walkie talkie for instrustions.... is it worth? ...does it? .... does it ?             NO.... not at all 

hmmmm

 just finish my teh-tarik section with my boys .. its kinda like tho was really busy the whole week as the most anticipated event is around the corner. busy planning,promoting raising awareness bout the event and doing all sorts of preparations... and most of all this saturday the whole crew is gonna lepak..... going to the temple to do some prayers...... then will head to shah alam to ride some bicycle.... yay....

its all for now  

OUT OF THE FRUSTRATION

at last, finally and its over the fund raising is over, and i am done with it ... it was really fun but it was frustrating and tiring also that it took its toll on me i've greatly sinned..... because of the stress and the tiredness i've argued with my parents about the trip to the waterfalls 

back to the fund raising thingie ... i am now starting to miss them, we were like totally strangers on the 1st day but our friendship and sense of unity thicken through out the week, we felt like we were close to each other we were on a bout to reach our target which we hit ... RM 2000++ PROFIT.... we broke the record ... no society in tarc ever reach a profit of RM 2000....the record was RM 1800.....

here i would like to express my love and gratitude to them

Kenneth the bloody leader... i respect him although some times he really do dictate occationally,  for him to lead this team was his eye opener and he brought us to our target with not the style i would prefer lol  but it was his style and i even respect him more when he dress as a profesional clown he told me he was a clown since he was 15 .... geng ....lots of thanks to you 

Alex the silent killer...although he was a senior but he helped us in the back alot, he has the experience and he really do let other people to lead, he will be listening be the side and he talks only when he needs to talk thank you alex

Anson the chekai fella...... good worker good supporter without him our target would be tough looking at gals i think is his favourite passtime lol anson thank you 

Benny my man .... super hardworking, super commited, superman..... i love this guy  wat ever you say to his he will reply with a smile ....benny my superman

chee tong the handsome ......good supporter ....

ching yin the silent but deadly gal.... she may look naive but her selling skills is no where to be beaten lol she sure knows wat to do in times of presure.. thank you 

Eu ern the loud speaker. RESPECT....  geng.... when she opens her mouth she comfirm get the sales lothe money l if i was the customer i wouldnt even choose to pass by her stall lol....

Eunice the money counter...when it comes to counting money she is the best lol 

jack the suara katak aka mulut laser.... geng he has no shyness he is cool with his tougue salute ....

kai xin the fishball cool gal... she sold the most ... her fish balls is a killer....

sung nung my right hand guy..... he has all sorts of ideas .... whenever he calls my name there will sure be something good to look at lol.... 

 Serene, Sally ,Stella  ... our TRIPLE  S ..... they are also known as the S.S.S  of  DELICIOUS.COM..... our cheer leardes.. our gogo gals haha

lastly special thanks to everyone for their effort and spirit to make this event a super successful one...

I don't like to lose

i dont like to look at my competitors doing better then me.....

today was rather exciting as it was my 1st time getting involved is some fund raising thingie

-reached college at 7.30 was excited

-9.30 finish setting up and was late half an hour for class  

-12.00 return to my stall and was like wat the hell my crew was like DEAD MEAT sitting down with their head looking around like they were searching for their mom ... when i look to the other side my captain was like shivering the shit out of his pants cause he took 2k out from his bnk account as capital and wasn't sure bout the returns tht moment... then i finally look at our opponents stall and the speakers was loud, their leader was excited selling their toast bread like hot cakes and it stuck me that i've gotta so do something bout this. i walked to my station where my product was, started selling i look at the log book it was 100 cups sold tried my best to push my sales lol ended up selling 155 cups lol way short for my target 200 cupm haha but.... but my product was the most sellible among all 

-5.30 close and clean up

-7.00 discussion, my leader was nervous keep on telling us to sell the products.. lol i was so furious earlier when he was complaining bout what to do... what to do.... to me for what i though he shouldn't complain to his crew and take action to promote ...he was a chicken .. a shy chicken

i brief then telling them if they were shy to sell their product then they can go home and hide under their mother's skirt damn..... there is nothing to be shy of when you are competing just ta pau,bungkus or wrap your customer and put inside your pocket la it is just that easy ......(as if i dare with a right-full mind , i think i will if i was like high..)

-8.30 reached home and was and still very tired....

*sorry captain no hard feelings