Flightless bird

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins 
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys 
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair 
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill looming 

Now I'm a fat house cat 
Nursing my sore blunt tongue 
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks 
Pissing on magazine photos 
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold 
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill stuck going down 

Dawn of Wars

thanks to Leslie the asshole for introducing Dawn of Wars to me. Now he keeps on calling me to play the game and even installed Hamachi in my laptop for me. Everytime we play he'll surely crushes me in to pieces of his wish... i can even imagine the smirk on his face when he does that.That wicked guy , when he is done crushig me he will start to belittle me by saying you need more practice.. and this and that .... LESLEY i'll crush you one day

The Art of getting Fat

have you ever seen a talking stomach?

damn i think i am getting one..and i've been talking to it alot ... if you ever thought of seeing one talking just ask me ..i shall share with you guys on how did i get one...

the recipe of getting one is

• sleep very late (around 3 or 4 am)
• eat maggi mee goreng tambah telur mata lembu alot
• dring teh 'o' ice limau
• and the most important one is to sleep right away when you finish eating your maggi mee goreng and drinking you teh 'o' limau ice

btw i think i'll be visiting the gym every wednesday (10am to 12pm) so if you tarcians wanna have a peek at the talking stomach in action, just visit me ...

KENAPA

my thighs hurts , my calfs are sore  and my feets has blisters ......is it worth?..... that is what i asked myself... of course the satisfaction is there but... does it really really really worth the effort?.... putting my everything on the line which means alot to me ......running the whole night , shouting thru the walkie talkie for instrustions.... is it worth? ...does it? .... does it ?             NO.... not at all 

hmmmm

 just finish my teh-tarik section with my boys .. its kinda like tho was really busy the whole week as the most anticipated event is around the corner. busy planning,promoting raising awareness bout the event and doing all sorts of preparations... and most of all this saturday the whole crew is gonna lepak..... going to the temple to do some prayers...... then will head to shah alam to ride some bicycle.... yay....

its all for now  

OUT OF THE FRUSTRATION

at last, finally and its over the fund raising is over, and i am done with it ... it was really fun but it was frustrating and tiring also that it took its toll on me i've greatly sinned..... because of the stress and the tiredness i've argued with my parents about the trip to the waterfalls 

back to the fund raising thingie ... i am now starting to miss them, we were like totally strangers on the 1st day but our friendship and sense of unity thicken through out the week, we felt like we were close to each other we were on a bout to reach our target which we hit ... RM 2000++ PROFIT.... we broke the record ... no society in tarc ever reach a profit of RM 2000....the record was RM 1800.....

here i would like to express my love and gratitude to them

Kenneth the bloody leader... i respect him although some times he really do dictate occationally,  for him to lead this team was his eye opener and he brought us to our target with not the style i would prefer lol  but it was his style and i even respect him more when he dress as a profesional clown he told me he was a clown since he was 15 .... geng ....lots of thanks to you 

Alex the silent killer...although he was a senior but he helped us in the back alot, he has the experience and he really do let other people to lead, he will be listening be the side and he talks only when he needs to talk thank you alex

Anson the chekai fella...... good worker good supporter without him our target would be tough looking at gals i think is his favourite passtime lol anson thank you 

Benny my man .... super hardworking, super commited, superman..... i love this guy  wat ever you say to his he will reply with a smile ....benny my superman

chee tong the handsome ......good supporter ....

ching yin the silent but deadly gal.... she may look naive but her selling skills is no where to be beaten lol she sure knows wat to do in times of presure.. thank you 

Eu ern the loud speaker. RESPECT....  geng.... when she opens her mouth she comfirm get the sales lothe money l if i was the customer i wouldnt even choose to pass by her stall lol....

Eunice the money counter...when it comes to counting money she is the best lol 

jack the suara katak aka mulut laser.... geng he has no shyness he is cool with his tougue salute ....

kai xin the fishball cool gal... she sold the most ... her fish balls is a killer....

sung nung my right hand guy..... he has all sorts of ideas .... whenever he calls my name there will sure be something good to look at lol.... 

 Serene, Sally ,Stella  ... our TRIPLE  S ..... they are also known as the S.S.S  of  DELICIOUS.COM..... our cheer leardes.. our gogo gals haha

lastly special thanks to everyone for their effort and spirit to make this event a super successful one...

I don't like to lose

i dont like to look at my competitors doing better then me.....

today was rather exciting as it was my 1st time getting involved is some fund raising thingie

-reached college at 7.30 was excited

-9.30 finish setting up and was late half an hour for class  

-12.00 return to my stall and was like wat the hell my crew was like DEAD MEAT sitting down with their head looking around like they were searching for their mom ... when i look to the other side my captain was like shivering the shit out of his pants cause he took 2k out from his bnk account as capital and wasn't sure bout the returns tht moment... then i finally look at our opponents stall and the speakers was loud, their leader was excited selling their toast bread like hot cakes and it stuck me that i've gotta so do something bout this. i walked to my station where my product was, started selling i look at the log book it was 100 cups sold tried my best to push my sales lol ended up selling 155 cups lol way short for my target 200 cupm haha but.... but my product was the most sellible among all 

-5.30 close and clean up

-7.00 discussion, my leader was nervous keep on telling us to sell the products.. lol i was so furious earlier when he was complaining bout what to do... what to do.... to me for what i though he shouldn't complain to his crew and take action to promote ...he was a chicken .. a shy chicken

i brief then telling them if they were shy to sell their product then they can go home and hide under their mother's skirt damn..... there is nothing to be shy of when you are competing just ta pau,bungkus or wrap your customer and put inside your pocket la it is just that easy ......(as if i dare with a right-full mind , i think i will if i was like high..)

-8.30 reached home and was and still very tired....

*sorry captain no hard feelings

One snap TWO pictures

can you see what i mean.....

these few days i've been very bored .... and this particular video really made a huge impact on me... its called THE GIRL IMPACT

Mana......

Teringin pula aku blog dengan mengunakan bahasa Malaysia ...hari ini dalam sejarah saya duduk dalam rumah sehari tanpa menbuat apa-apa yang ber faedah.. mungkin anda akan terfikir mengapa seorang seperti adam tak mungkin duduk dalam rumah sehari... jawapannya adalah hari ini sejuk giler... aku nak pergi main...apa pun boleh janji rock  haha....teringin pula aku pergi ke PG  dengan susan lol tapi aku tahu setelak kita sampai susan pasti jalan seperti ketam... AKU NAK PERGI JALAN JALAN  dengan SUSAN ..... hmmm apa pulak aku nak tulis lagi ar... minggu lepas saya pergi ke mid valley untuk beli belah terjumpa pula sato project young teringin sangat aku cuba name project itu adalah GARBAGE ENZYME.... yang bertujuan untuk menyelamatkan bumi daripada pencemaran yang kian meningkat... ia menyatakan bahawa kta boleh mengumpul sisa makanan organic seperti buah buahan dan sayuran masukkan dalam botol plastis campur air dan gula 

my two bottles of GARBAGE ENZYME .....1st bottle orange 2nd bottle banana

 me and my two of my bottle lol 

and it takes 3 month to be prossed or fermented lol TIGA BULAN.....

this picture really make me laugh....just got it from pacesetters..... lol i participated in the kings of the road organised by adidas a month back i think ... all i can tell you that the 10 kilometers in 67 mins  run wasnt easy but all i can tell you is that it is better that sex....   just joking

Sleepless nights

i am determined to go to sleep every night ......these few weeks i've been having problems sleeping lol .. there is even one day that i woke up at one in the afternoon ...wth..... 1pm all the time wasted ... i donno why... i did not do any hardcore workout or what so ever.... but i still feel tired... maybe i squeez out too mush of my brain juice..lol anyway one more paper and i am free ...feeling kinda worried bout my introductions to accounts lol the last time i used to do accounts is when i was in form 3 in kemahiran hidup lol i still remember that stupid teacher....

hmm i am getting sick and tired of sitting at home in front of my table that is filled with papers....i really feel just like setting my table on fire .... 

Exams

lol.... my internet connection kena cut ler ...deng.......lol now i am in the college liBRAry to study but i ended up posting this uhh exams is fun ....not enough of sleep, pimples,raches and extreme tiredness lol lucky me i got only 4 subs this semester..... i donno why every exemination period i kinda fell like running everyday atleast 2 kilometers.... damn... more tired lol but i am kinda enjoying it in certain manner lol ... got a powerful excuse to not do house chores haha.. alright i got to go to study some stupid computer applications that i dun think there is anything related to my course ....

i love my friends exp callum haha

and gua punya susanny ...

WE WILL WELCOME YOU

Come back Namewee you made malaysian chinese proud.....i know this video kinda post on you tube kinda long ardy but it's never too late to spread the news




Thanks to MUNCHY'S this is possible

Sorry

Sorry guys/gals will be back soon having exams....     

maybe will be back with a long lesbian/gay post

still working on it                   

Lost Focus

Sometimes it is really hard to focus in something that you really wanna do well.. you keep on reminding yourself to do that something and not to forget.. but when it is time to do that something you fucking tend to do something else...it is frustrating to be stuck in that same fucking page for a few days damn i think i lost my focus...i need something DRASTIC.... it is too BORING  for me.....what should i do...i've been too fucking boring for too fucking long....

sorry for the foul words i've got to express lol....

A fight that i could never Win

i am REALLY tired ........ these few weeks i have not been sleeping well... with the never ending of friends birthday party and outings huh.... i think i had enough ardy .... my finals is around the corner ..to be EXACT two more weeks... i'm so dead man .... thanks to aili now i am hooked on to her blog lol updating myself bout the sailing things so that i wouldnt be left out lol.....and recently my old friend is back MR Ezema..... when i am tired my body's self defence tends to break down ...raches irritation on my skin will appear... the fight that i could never win uhh i NEED  my  miltivitamins..... guys take care of me man i am sick lol... no more outings for meee..... skin condition not doing well .......

Come on laaaa.....

I WANT TO SAIL.............

Kings of the Roads

10 kilometers in 67 mins

Wreck that i coudnt Bare too See

the other dat i was riding my bike through town and i saw this a fimilar 10 ton lorry that was in the front page of the STAR NEWSPAPER.......it was the nasty accident that caused a three hour jam in taman connaught




this was the 10 ton lorry that rammed into the cars that killed two roadusers and severely injuring 5 others... hmm i wonder what was the lorry driver was doing....





one of the crashed by the lorry MPV lol totally smached......
just hope that the driver escape this..




i cant even reconise wheather this ia a sedan car a mpv or something else ....


piess..... just to let you guys know these wreck stinks .... i think it is because of the blood...lol

strong man medicine

i saw this while i park my bike ...
and i got some dificulties in understanding wat the hell does it mean SPRING RETURN....
HAHA.... and what the hell they have health certs.....does the health ministry approve this kind of UBAT KUAT.... damn.... fucking spring return sound more batman return to me...

dun guess the last 4 digits is not 7686

top ten ugliest fish i've ever seen....

this is the ten most ugly fish i've seen






number 10

i think this is called the sun fish

number 9

i do not know wat fish is this but it sure have teeths like tang yang's

number 8



number 7

i know its ugly

number 6


number 5


number 4


number 3

i donno wat is this ..i've even wonder is this a fish

number 2

 
number 1

This is a picture of a Fathead (genus Psychrolutes) caught at a depth of between 1013 meter and 1340 meter on the Norfolk Ridge, north-west of New Zealand. The scientists called this fish ‘Mr Blobby’.this is the most ugliest fish lol it makes me think of the penguin from the batman movie
by the way its called blobby fish

Sorry.....

                 Will Update Soon                   

I was forced....

    

uhhh.... today i had to push my bike up the hill and down.... i guess after awhile i din touch my bike it just need to visit the bike shop lol...... and it cost me RM 200 wtf...... lol really burned a hole in my pocket uhh but wat to do ... i think i gonna use my bike more frequently save some money in petrol lol...... damn exams is around the corner... will update soon kay .... lol


lol my bike without the seats and the petrol tank


view from another angle


my motosikal


this was the mulfunction shitty regulator that forced mE to push my bike

 

italian speak english

was youtubing just now and i found this video .... its kinda funny
enjoy you all son of a beach and guys dun fork on the table kay

BapA AkU Kuat....

my donno wath to say daddy

hmmm just finish mamaking wit fred.. lol we talked bout a lot of stuff tho haha how naughty he was when he was young .. how naughty i was in school this la that la  hm then we cant to this topic bout going to the gym lol... and my daddy's glory never fails to be a topic haha. Although my dad is half a century old and he is not showing any signs of slowing down and yet so eager to enter those strengh competition huh sometimes it really nerve recking to see him compete... you never know he just might burst a blood vessel or some thing like that tho..hm maybe he is just young by heart lol . recently he just participated in Malaysia's strongest man lol he has been participating in this event for 4 years now . lol the oldest man and the only Chinese participant besides that everyone including the organiser really show his respect to my dad for his sportsmanship lol there you go I'll include some picture here  enjoy......


my man


this tyre weighs 200kg


this event is fxxking dangerous


those water containers are filled wit water



and this is my dad again



anyway my dad manage to secure a second place in the whole event....

ciao

12.00 am

fxxk i am having a headache... had a long day today just finish my bussiness information
and application it was rather easy maybe because i have studied for it
and tomorrow i am going to have accounts damn the stupid subject that i hate alot ......
uhh still day dreaming bout the sailing event that happened last sunday...
.... i've just finish chatting wit a friend of mine haha we talked bout clubs uhh...i didnt knew that she've  been to the clubs haha she look such an angel when we were having tuition classes.... clubs.... it was a long long time ago for me ... haha and she brags bout her slow dance and this .. and that .... maybe i'll comsider to go down to the clubs soon
dozing off ardy

ahoy......

duck duck ....... boom is coming ........
uhhh it was fun tho .. going for my first sailing exprience ....
thanks to aili she really tought me alot of things..... although she seems abit intimidating..
any how i still have alot of fun ..... i'll be going for more that is for sure .....
hmmm but it hurts my hands ler . Almost got blisters on my fingers .. and that is with wearing gloves... imagine without gloves my hand sure gone la.... 
but i still want more challenge ler i know that sailing can still offer more adventure then just sailing to the river mouth ...i want to sail to the open sea if during raining days lagi chun.. haha may be i am crazy  but i just dun like to play save all the time damn and i really want to go for that one week sailing trip to langkawi... 

uhh...
hope it can happen ler ...